Friday 5 June 2015

155 Nationwide


First  watched : Uncertain

I  haven't  the  faintest  idea  when  I  first  watched  this  dreadful  programme  which  breached  the  gap  between  the  tea  time  news  and  the  evening  schedule.  It  started  in  1969  and  ran  through  to  the  middle  of  1983. It  incorporated  a  twenty  minute  to  half  an  hour  local  news  section  where  the  broadcast  would  be  handed  over  to  the  regional  studios, rather  testily  by  growly  anchor  man  Michael  Barratt  with  the  words  "Now,  news  and  views  from  your  own  area  as  we  go  Nationwide !"

 Despite Barratt's  surliness  that  section  would  often  be  more  interesting  than  the  anodyne  magazine  programming  that  followed. It  was  like  a  televised  version  of  the  Reader's  Digest   and  came  to  be  defined  by  the  awkward  links  between  serious  and  trivial   subject  matter. The  only  time  I  ever  deliberately  tuned  in  was  when  they  did  preliminary  features  on  possible  candidates  for  the  British  Rock  and  Pop  Awards. The  most  famous  feature  of  all  was  when  they  allowed  in  a  stupid  old  man  to  demonstrate  his  claim  that  he  could  jump  on  an  egg  without  breaking  the  shell. The  sixtysomething  guy , in  short  shorts  and  muttering  to  himself ,  had  four  or  five  trial  "attempts "  before  claiming  he'd  clipped  the  egg  with  his  heel  on  the  fifth  go. It's  still  hilarious  to  watch  for  the  hostess's  aghast  response : "That's  it  is  it ? That's  the  jumping  on  the  egg ?". She  knew  immediately  it  was  going  to  haunt  them.

Critics  uniformly  derided  the  programme  and  it  was  savaged  by  both  Monty  Python  and  Not  The  Nine  O  Clock  News ,  being  the  subject  of  one  of  Rowan  Atkinson's  rants  from  the  audience  in  the  latter.  For  all  that,  nearly  all  the  presenters  lived  to  see  another  day  on  TV, some  of  them  still  prime  time  faces  today . It  was  finally  axed  in  favour  of  the  more  sober  Sixty  Minutes   in  1983  not  long  after  its  signature  presenter  Frank  Bough  had  decamped  to  Breakfast  TV.

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