Thursday 4 June 2015

154 On Tour With The Osmonds



Watched  :  16  January  1974

This  was  a  one  off  fly  on  the  wall   documentary  about  The  Osmonds'  1973  UK  tour. Besides  on-stage  footage  you  saw  them  relaxing  offstage  , being  interviewed  by  Michael  Aspel  and  Ed  Stewart  and  running  away  from  the  hysteria  as  fast  as  their  legs  could  carry  them. You  also  saw  some  of  the  logistics  through  discussions  among  the  band's  staff, the venues'  people  and  the  police  and  of  course  there  was  plenty  of  footage  of  hysterical  teen  girls.

One  scene  that  disturbed  me  at  the  time  was  of  a  wall  collapsing  at  Heathrow  Airport  and  a  girl  being  pulled  away  with  blood  streaking  down  her  face. Seeing  it  again  on  YouTube  with  the  benefit  of  colour,  it's  actually  her  long  hair  that's  fallen  around  her  face  and  her  distress  is  post-orgasmic  rather  than  injury-related. In  fact  no  one  was  seriously  injured  in  the  incident  as  is  explained  to  a  concerned  Alan  Osmond  ( who  comes  across  as  a  thoroughly  nice  guy ) as  they  leave  the  airport.  Oh  well  that's  one  childhood  memory  exploded .

The  film  also  includes  some  wonderful  little  glimpses  of  the  old  Belle  Vue  Amusement  Park  in  Manchester , the  venue  for  many  a  day  out  in  the  mid-seventies  but  now  all  but  obliterated. Even  without  that , Osmondmania  seems  an  awful  long  time  ago  now; all  those  screaming  girls  will  be  in  their  mid-fifties  ,  doubtless  telling  their  granddaughters  that  Beiber  isn't  a  patch  on  Donny. And  of  course,  they're  right.


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