Friday 27 January 2017

594 The Cleopatras


First  viewed :  February  1983

This  one  isn't  quite  as  notorious  as  The  Borgias  but  it  was  the  final  nail  in  the  coffin  as  far  as  attempts  to  replicate  the  success  of  I  Claudius   went.

The  Cleopatras  followed  the  fortunes  of  the  successive  queens  of  that  name  in  the  Ptolemaic   dynasty  from  145  BC  until   the  last  and  most  famous  bearer  of  that   name  had  her  fatal  encounter  with  a  snake  in  36 BC. However , any  thoughts  that  this  might  make  for  great  feminist  viewing  were  quickly  dispelled  by  the  sheer  number  of  bare  breasts  ( mainly  those  of  dancers  or  uncredited  extras )  on  display. If  the  script  was  to  be  believed , most  of  the  men  in  ancient  Egypt  were  actually  tits  too  so  you  had  an  orgy  of  nipples  to  look  at  until  the  Romans  arrived  and  took  over.

The  sets  looked  like  left  overs  from  a  Dr Who  story  and  writer  Philip  Mackie  decided  to  couch  the dialogue  in  everyday  language  which  ( along  with  not casting  any  venerable  Egyptian  actors  who  couldn't  speak  English  intelligibly )  at  least  allowed  you  to  follow  the plot  although  it  did  give  rise  to  some  bathetic  moments. It's  hard  to  think  Julius  Caesar  ever  said  anything  that  translated  as  "Oh  these  Egyptians  are  getting  me  down".

Robert  Hardy  actually  played  Caesar  very  well, capturing  the  monstrous  ego  of  the  man   perfectly  and  Richard  Griffiths  added  to  his  growing  reputation  as  the  grotesque  Pot  Belly  in  the  early  episodes. Michelle  Newell  played  both  the  most  famous  Cleopatra  and  the  third  and  was  OK  although  not  really  beautiful  enough  to  account for  her  illustrious  conquests, especially  when  surrounded  by  such  an  abundance of  alternative  crumpet.

The  critics  were  pretty  unkind  to  it ,  disliking  the  campy  approach  to  history,  and  the  Beeb  have  chosen  to  bury  it   although  someone  has  generously  uploaded  the  entire  series  from  their  VCR  tapes  to  YouTube.  

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