Thursday 25 August 2016
477 Triangle
First viewed : 5 January 1981
Well this is another torpedo to the security of my memory banks. I could have sworn this started in the spring of 1980 but no , it didn't replace Angels in the post-Nationwide spot until the beginning of 1981.
Triangle of course is a famous TV disaster that always features in those terrible TV documentaries. I watched the first episode which was more than enough to convince me that it was going to be absolute shite but my mum and sister stayed with it , the latter I seem to remember, because she fancied Larry Lamb ( playing First Mate Matt Taylor ).
The programme was the creation of producer Bill Sellars who'd cut his teeth on Dr Who before moving on to ratings winners like The Brothers and All Creatures Great and Small . That gave him the muscle to pitch the idea of a bi-weekly soap set aboard a genuine North Sea ferry plying its trade between glamorous Felixstowe and Gothenberg. There were ferries between the latter port and Amsterdam but the third leg between there and Felixstowe was a fiction.
The opening scene was completely ludicrous and set the tone for everything that followed. Kate O' Mara, playing the same hard nosed maneater she did in The Brothers , had been appointed the ship's new purser but before being introduced to any of her new colleagues , including the old guy she was replacing , she decided to sunbathe topless on the captain's deck as you do on your first day in a new job. As if that wasn't bad enough she was tanning under a grey sky on a choppy sea , barely able to keep her teeth from chattering when Lamb came out to remonstrate with her. Credit is due to the make up artist for hiding her goose pimples.
The other crew were played by Michael Craig as the Captain who looked petrified in every scene and Paul Jerricho as the series J.R,-like villain of the piece. There were other regular members of the cast but I can't remember what their roles were. O'Mara had the sense to jump ship, if you'll excuse the pun, at the end of the series but the others battled through to the end.
That was the series' only redeeming feature , that cast and crew were suffering as much as the viewer. Whatever Sellars imagined the North Sea crossing was like, the reality was cold, windswept, colourless and bumpy . The VT technology of the time struggled to cope with both the difficult lighting conditions and the ship's motion, giving the series a very dowdy look that made Crossroads seem like Dallas by comparison. Sea-sickness was a recurrent problem. Given such conditions, none of the writers felt much inspiration to come up with decent scripts for actors more preoccupied with retaining their lunch. For the critics it was a gift that just kept on giving; Terry Wogan ( who , it turned out, was to directly benefit from its demise ) on Radio Two had a field day with its shortcomings.
For all that , Triangle must have had a reasonable audience to have lasted for three seasons. It finally came into port in 1983 when the suits decided that chat shows were a better bet for its early evening slot.
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